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This one was found on the web by Mr. Blyle:

A Technopagan Blessing upon the first firing-up of a new HeNe laser

I call upon the the ancient explosion that caused the helium
I call upon the burning stars that gave rise to the neon
I call upon the the Goddess, bringer of nature, bringer of technology, mistress of quantum physics, and spirit of circuitry

Blessed be this helium neon laser
May it deliver a bright, coherent, TEM00 beam for many years
May it not outgas nor be dropped before its time.
May it cause great joy and contentment in those who play with its beam,
May it be used only for metrology in her name, and harm none.

Blessed be also this power supply
May its high voltage terminals never be applied to living flesh
May it long apply the voltage and current required to start the tube
May it run long, warm, and strong, like an antelope on the plain.

Let its coherent beam show us the path.
Let us remember to be like the beam; brilliant, directed, and colorful.

[All]
Blessed be this new laser,
Blessed be, and rave on!

[Fire up the tube]

Since this forum seems to be a place to collect laser lyrics, i am posting the songtext of Fountains Of Wayne - Laser show

Laser Show

Oh yeah we're going to the laser show
Oh yeah we're going to the laser show
Come on baby now don't you know
We're going down to the laser show
They come from Bridgeport, Westport, Darien
Down to the Hayden Planetarium
We're gonna space out to our favorite tunes
We're going straight to the dark side of the moon

Oh yeah we're going to the laser show
Oh yeah we're going to the laser show
Come on baby now don't you know
We're going down to the laser show

We're gonna sit back, relax, watch the stars
James and Jason, Kirk and Lars
We're gonna make our way cross the galaxy
And then we'll head back home on the L.I.E.

gunnaR

I like to hope

the pope smoke dope